FOUR OH FOUR.

(that’s an error code. Wherever you were trying to go doesn’t exist)

For some reason, something broke, and I think it’s probably your fault. But look, I’m not mad.

Really!

Disappointed, sure. Despondent? Yeah, a little. Cursing at god who has forsaken us? I never stopped. Mad though? At you? I could never. Here, why don’t you start over at the beginning. Or just use the back button on your browser or swipe back with your phone.

Wait, I should probably future-proof this. Okay, do… whatever it is you would do on a VR headset. Wave your arms in the air, just wildly as you please. Waggle your Wii-mote. Try a jump to the left, and a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. It’s just a pelvic thrust! It really drives you insane!

Ha ha, look at you, doing the time warp. Again. Okay okay, just do the thing you do to go back, or leave forever and never come back. It’s your choice.